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2nd Cup of Coffee, 3/30/19: SWEET FUN – THE SEQUEL (Okay, the answers…)

You got the clues yesterday, and I promised you the answers today.  I will not keep you in suspenders. THE CANDY GAME ~ The Answers   1. Another planet in our solar system: Mars 2. A famous street in New York City: 5th Avenue 3. A part of the galaxy: Milky Way 4. A series … Continue reading »

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2nd Cup of Coffee, 3/29/19: SWEET FUN

THE CANDY GAME  Each of these clues describe a candy bar.  See how you do.  Answers tomorrow.  Have FUN! 1. Another planet in our solar system: 2. A famous street in New York City: 3. A part of the galaxy: 4. A series of small hills: 5. A nutty happiness: 6. Worker bees make this: … Continue reading »

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A Granger Story – 2nd Cup of Coffee, 11/3/18: THE GRANGER EFFECT ~ Ch. 2

2 I sat sipping some great Ruta Maya medium roast and reflecting on the call I just got from Sparks.  And dabbing.  Somehow, a little of the coffee was spilled on the sleeve of my flannel shirt.  No idea how that might’ve happened.  However, the irregular blob of ochre brown, though complimentary to the barn … Continue reading »

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2nd Cup for 6/18/18 – “ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT” For The GENTLY USED

It had been a relaxing summer break, but the choir was ready for our annual “Let’s Make Music Together” catered taco feed and karaoke night.  These events were always a hoot, because they signaled the beginning of the church’s Fall work toward the holiday seasons of year’s-end and the following Spring.     Everybody was … Continue reading »

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100-Word Stroll for 3/20/17: SPRING ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE

“Spring has sprung, the grass is riz; I wonder where all them flars is.” I learned that little goofy poem from my brother years ago.  It’s still as silly as always.  And I still let no Spring sneak past without reciting it. I woke up in the predawn darkness thinking, “This is for the birds.” Literally. … Continue reading »

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100-Word Stroll, 10/5/16: IS THAT ME IN MY MIRROR?

I was carrying on a snarky conversation, cracking wise: “Wow, bub – that face could hold a 3-day rain.”  The usual early-AM smart remarks.  It was about there when I noticed the guy wasn’t firing back, but aping my gestures.  I squinted.  Mirror. Aw, NAW, man.  That can’t be– Starboard-side hair matted and flat.  Whiskers.  … Continue reading »

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100-Word Stroll for 9/7/16: UH-UH. NO WAY. NOT INTERESTED.

NO!  NO MORE! I’ve had all of this Sesame Street, spoon-fed approach I can handle.  If you wish to inform me about your product or service just say it.  Tell me what you offer and what it costs.  Boom. I refuse to sit with emotional magma building inside as I’m patronized and treated like an … Continue reading »

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100-Word Strolls for 8/19/16: NOTES FROM MY BATHROOM MIRROR

Ever notice some of your most incisive thoughts and most brilliant debates occur in the shower when you can’t record them for mankind? I have a big 4′ by 3′ mirror in my bathroom.  We are not friends in the morning. “PING”.  Idea.  I got some black dry-erase markers and began capturing all that early-morning … Continue reading »

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How NOT To Celebrate One’s Anniversary

So I found this card that I, as a man, knew – KNEW – would dazzle her. It had an exotic exterior that could only be described as ‘Jungle Chique’.  Jungle.  Coffee.  Right? In the jungle clearing sat two leopards:  one, a slim, svelte female – smaller, naturally – and a boldly-put-together, powerfully-muscled leopard male-type dude … Continue reading »

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Presenting The New & Improved SARCASTIC SIRI!

Yes, folks, here at last is the perfect gift you’ve awaited for decades! Okay, maybe years.  Anyway, at long last, meet SARCASTIC SIRI! “Siri?  Wha—“      (Bored, put-upon tone)  What now? “–t’s the–huh?  Anyway, what’s the best way to the post office from here?”      (4-second delay)  Seriously?  As many times as you’ve been there, … Continue reading »

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