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How NOT To Celebrate One’s Anniversary

Posted by on May 17, 2016

So I found this card that I, as a man, knew – KNEW – would dazzle her.

It had an exotic exterior that could only be described as ‘Jungle Chique’.  Jungle.  Coffee.  Right?

In the jungle clearing sat two leopards:  one, a slim, svelte female – smaller, naturally – and a boldly-put-together, powerfully-muscled leopard male-type dude whose spots almost glowed with verve and panache.

The outside caption read, “Another year of sheer bliss!”


On the inside it simply read, “You’re welcome.”


The swelling should go down in a week or ten days, although Doc says I’ll still walk funny for awhile.

Find a different card, gents.  I think it’ll go better.  Just sayin’.

© D. Dean Boone, May 17, 2016

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