- Millennium Falcon shows up when alien calls for an Uber
- Energy-saving light sabers
- Han Solo appears in reverse mortgage commercials
- New Death Star revealed to be giant emoji
- Bad Yelp reviews of Luke’s restaurant turns him (maybe)
- Trump threatens to run as third party Force
4. Chaos ensues when Princess Leia unfriends the Empire
- Storm troopers now equipped with selfie sticks
- Chewbacca distracted by squirrels on tree planet
1.Gluten-Free Dark Side
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Copyright 2015 Dave Tippett.